USA Today, November 8, 2005

    Latching on to Us vs. Them

    By Bruce Kluger

    Leave it to Martha Stewart to hit the
    nail on the head.

    This fall, the duchess of doilies struck
    again, launching her prime-time, Donald
    Trump knockoff, The Apprentice: Martha
    Stewart. Piquing viewers' curiosity most
    was what phrase Stewart would utter when
    it came time to eject a contestant. Would
    she parrot Trump's signature boot-off line,
    "You're fired," or come up with a unique
    axe of her own?

    Martha didn't disappoint. "Jeff," she said as she ushered the first loser to the door,
    "you just don't fit in. Goodbye."

    If ever a phrase was to replace "E Pluribus Unum" as this nation's motto circa the
    21st century, "You just don't fit in" would be a shoo-in. Gone are the giddy days of
    the American melting pot, when being different was something to be proud of.
    Instead, now it's all about who doesn't make the grade, and who gets to tell them

    Welcome to the United States of Us-vs.-Them.

    That the country has become noisier and nastier in recent years is not exactly
    breaking news. Ever since the Florida meltdown of November 2000, Americans
    have found new ways to define divisiveness, whether it's over Iraq, Supreme Court
    nominees or the holy war between evangelicals and the blue-state sinners they
    love to hate.

    We have become, in effect, the loudest, most quarrelsome house on the global
    block, casting ominous shadows over our neighbors' homes even as the sounds of
    bickering stream from our windows.

    Now there's a new twist to the phenomenon. No longer satisfied with squabbling
    over the real and present perils facing our nation, America's dependable corps of
    cultural windbagsfrom cable news pundits to fast-buck authors to proselytizing
    radio hostshave begun picking random, gratuitous fights, often at the expense of
    the real news behind the rancor.

    Case in point: Within hours of Samuel Alito's nomination to the Supreme Court last
    week, MSNBC's Joe Scarborough was reveling in the trenches behind the bench.
    Rather than embrace the opportunity to examine Alito's qualifications (or
    disqualifications) for the job, Scarboroughwho's fast becoming the crown prince
    of Us-vs.-Themseemed more invested in knuckling down for a brand new battle.
    "I've got to tell you," he said of the fresh fight triggered by the Alito announcement,
    "Republicans were happier than they've been any time since Bush beat Kerry a
    year ago." The man was practically swooning.

    But accentuating the negative is nothing new for Scarborough. Here's a guy who,
    more than a month after floodwaters began drying up in New Orleans, still found
    ways to wring Us-Them acrimony from the Hurricane Katrina disaster. He lent the
    mike to Family Research Council President Tony Perkins, who whined about
    needing greater government support of the "faith-based component" in recovery
    efforts. And he assembled a pious panel that (with a straight face) pondered
    Katrina as God's wrath for gays and lesbians and the debauchery of the Big Easy.
    So much for a nation pulling together.

    Then there are the "seasoned" journalists who profess to take the decent view,
    cloaking themselves in the sheep's clothing of credible resumes, only to bear their
    fangs when it's time to spout off.

    On the dust jacket of his new book, 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
    (And Al Franken Is #37), CBS News veteran Bernard Goldberg oozes
    evenhandedness, claiming that he "casts his eye on American culture at large."
    Make that his right eye. The book is little more than a 320-page, drive-by potshot at
    liberals, Hollywood types, rap artists and even Jimmy Carteran Us-Them
    manifesto if there ever was one.

    Meanwhile, even fans of lefty sharpshooter Al Franken have to wonder about the
    usefulness of his latest Bush bash-o-rama, The Truth (With Jokes). Wall-to-wall
    zingers notwithstanding, does stand-up-as-politics really help to explore the
    complicated underpinnings of the nation's cultural chasm, or does it simply fuel the
    fad of knocking the knuckleheads in the White House? Maybe the disintegration of
    discourse in the USA really isn't a laughing matter, after all.

    Celebrities also have a knack for picking bad moments to pick fights. In the past
    year alone, Whoopi Goldberg, Chevy Chase and most recently Kanye ("George
    Bush doesn't care about black people") West have all suffered p.r. calamities as a
    result of reckless jabs at the administration. In each caseduring a fundraiser, an
    awards ceremony and a relief concertthe salvo that was tossed crossed the line
    from the provocative to the inappropriate, undermining the intent of the message.

    My favorite example of the Us-Them divide comes courtesy of the religious right,
    which, once again seeking safe harbor in the name of God, has attempted to co-opt
    the box-office favorite March of the Penguins as the centerpiece of its ongoing
    moral crusade. Heralding the record-breaking documentary as a slam-dunk
    argument on behalf of everything from monogamy to intelligent design to the anti-
    abortion movement, this self-appointed band of Bible bullies has somehow
    managed to turn a family film into family feud.

    "I could see (the movie) as a...condemnation of gay marriage" said Richard Blake,
    author of Lutheran Milieu of Films of Ingmar Bergman.

    Fortunately, one voice managed to cut through the penguin palaver.

    "You know what?" commented Laura Kim, a vice president of Warner Independent,
    which distributed March of the Penguins. "They're just birds."

    (Illustration by Alejandro Gonzalez, USA TODAY)